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There’s Your Sign

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

The comedian Jeff Foxworthy and his buddies have this routine where they talk about something stupid they’d seen or done and how somebody will have a snappy comeback to point out that stupidity. The story is always finished by the admonishment: “There’s your sign.”

Well, this isn’t actually about stupidity but there is without a question a: “There’s your sign.”

A friend of mine sent me a link to this video of a guy in England who’s a pretty fantastic cyclist. He does stuff on his bike that no sane person should. And when I was sixteen I would have thought this to have been the ultimate in coolness and run out to try to accomplish some of the stuff he does in his video. Well, at the age I’m at now (I’m way past 16), I just keep thinking he’s going to kill himself. No, no, while watching this video I was thinking: “The cops are soooo going to bust you for this.” No, it gets worse than that, I thought: “Does this boy have any health insurance?” Then I remembered that it’s England and they have socialized medicine. “Well, then, the cops are definitely going to bust his . . . ”

There’s my sign. And it’s about growing up, growing old, or having taken one too many trips to the ER. In any case, it’s a fun video. Watch and see all the things he does that seem to defy the laws of physics. Watch the faces of the crowd cause in several shots people come running to see if he’s all right when he’s just pedalling away after his stunt. It’s cool. (Just don’t let your kids watch it.)

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1137883380?bctid=21337502001

Sometimes Things Work

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

About two weeks ago I was contacted by a gentleman who (along with some friends) was starting up a new web site devoted to reviewing online short stories and print books. He wanted to know if I’d be willing to have my story: “A Box Full of Nothing” which was published on www.anotherealm.com reviewed. He said they wanted to review my story because they generally liked it and at least one reviewer loved that I’d written a Sci Fi story about a garage sale. He also told me that I could expect that the review would not be “grossly negative.” I teased him about that saying that: “if I won’t get a grossly negative review then I was there!”

Well, the review (and accompanying interview) has been published and to say that I was floored is an understatement. To quote the opening two paragraphs:

What do Richard Matheson, Harlan Ellison, Ray Bradbury, Ambrose Bierce, Damon Knight and Arthur Sanchez share in common? Richard Matheson, Harlan Ellison, Ray Bradbury, Ambrose Bierce, Damon Knight all had their work, or versions of their work, on the Twilight Zone. Arthur Sanchez’s work would fit right in.

A Box Full of Nothing by Arthur Sanchez is a good read and story.

Bottom line, as reviews go, it don’t get no better than that.

Now, to the cynical, this will appear to be a set up. Maybe there’s some Quid Pro Quo going on here? Maybe Arthur Sanchez is the mastermind behind this obvious attempt at self-promotion. But thankfully, for my ego at least, there isn’t. The guys over at http://independentpressreview.blogspot.com/ were free to write what they thought. I even told the Editor that I’d welcome negative comments so long as they were constructive. I want to know what didn’t work just as much as what did. I can use that feedback to make my future stories better.

Well, sometimes things work. Sometimes all the stars align and you do good. And when that happens, you don’t ask why, you just enjoy the moment. Because if the Universe stays true to form, I’m about to get slammed for writing a trite, cliché’d, piece of you-know-what any second now. It’s one of those Yin/Yang things. I expect it.

Anyways, if you’d like to read the review and interview, just go to: http://independentpressreview.blogspot.com/

No Thanks Needed

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

Every since we adopted Dustin (the wonder dog) we’ve gotten emails from people who thanked us for adopting an older dog. In each case I felt like we didn’t need to be thanked. We were the ones who came out ahead. It’s like bending over and picking up a diamond everyone else just passsed by. I got lucky and made out like a bandit. So don’t thank me, I got the diamond. And yes, my 10-year old dog is a diamond. He came to me housebroken, calm, polite, and loving. And right from the get-go he’s given us so much joy.

The other odd thing is that despite all the work you’re in for people want puppies because they’re cute and playful. But Dustin doesn’t know he’s not a puppy. Yes, he’s a little stiff in the morning but he’s always ready to go for a walk. And he trots down the street like he’s got an appointment to make. He has warts and is a little gray around the muzzle but show him a squeaky ball and get ready to play. He also loves a good tug of war. And cute? He’s got a face that always makes me smile.

So what did I do? I adopted a mature dog that knows not to go in the house. Knows not to chew on the furniture, who loves to play and can still outrun me. Like I said, I got the diamond.

A friend sent me the following poem. It’s about adopting an older dog. WARNING, it’s a tear jerker. But I’m adding it here cause it does bring home the point that older dogs have a lot to offer and any dog adopted out of a shelter is a life rescued — and a friend for life.

>> ONE BY ONE …
>>
>> One by One, they pass by my cage,
>> Too old, too worn, too broken, no way.
>> Way past his time, he can’t run and play.
>> Then they shake their heads slowly and go on their way.
>> A little old man, arthritic and sore,
>> It seems I am not wanted anymore.
>> I once had a home, I once had a bed,
>> A place that was warm, and where I was fed.
>> Now my muzzle is grey, and my eyes slowly fail.
>> Who wants a dog so old and so frail?
>> My family decided I didn’t belong,
>> I got in their way, my attitude was wrong.
>> Whatever excuse they made in their head,
>> Can’t justify how they left me for dead.
>> Now I sit in this cage, where day after day,
>> The younger dogs get adopted away.
>> When I had almost come to the end of my rope,
>> You saw my face, and I finally had hope.
>> You saw thru the grey, and the legs bent with age,
>> And felt I still had life beyond this cage.
>> You took me home, gave me food and a bed,
>> And shared your own pillow with my poor tired head.
>> We snuggle and play, and you talk to me low,
>> You love me so dearly, you want me to know.
>> I may have lived most of my life with another,
>> But you outshine them with a love so much stronger.
>> And I promise to return all the love I can give,
>> To you, my dear person, as long as I live.
>> I may be with you for a week, or for years,
>> We will share many smiles, you will no doubt shed tears.
>> And when the time comes that God deems I must leave, I know you will
>> cry and your heart, it will grieve.
>>
>> And when I arrive at the Bridge, all brand new,
>> My thoughts and my heart will still be with you.
>> And I will brag to all who will hear,
>> Of the person who made my last days so dear.
>>
>> – - – - – - – - Author Unknown

Common Sense, Sometimes, Ain’t That Common

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Ok, I just saw this on www.anotherealm.com. It’s a web site for Sci Fi, Fantasy, and Horror fiction. The site is an ezine but it has a bulletin board where people can post information on the stories they publish or on writing in general. A fellow writer posted a link to a story about how publishers are now requiring that authors meet their delivery dates — or they’ll cancel the contract. Ok, there’s more wrong with that statement than you know. To save on typing I’m going to repost my comment here. I’ll post a link to the original newstory at the bottom of this entry. But all I gotta say is no wonder the publishing world is in trouble. And here I am trying to break into it.

My response:

Well, duh? Isn’t it obvious that not meeting your contractual obligations is grounds for the contract to be terminated and any money advanced to be returned? I like how the article says that publishers didn’t used to mind if authors missed their delivery dates. I’d very much like to meet those publishers. Imagine running a clothing factory where it’s ok if the guy making the cloth for your clothes does or does not make his delivery date. Imagine the clothing stores being told they aren’t going to get their orders cause the factory never produced the outfits.

Yeah, that works.

I’m sorry but I think that very few writers in this world can get away with that kind of behavior. Even J.K. Rowling, whom at one point was making more money than the Queen of England, got in trouble by being a year late on one of her books and her publisher started talking about suing her. Meeting the terms of your contract is just good business sense.

Besides, if you’re lucky enough to land an agent, and then luckier to land a book deal, you should really have no problem delivering your book upon the promised date. I mean, that’s why you’re there, to deliver your book, get published, make the NY Times Best Sellers List, win an award, get called a “hack” by the critics, get called a “sell out” by the fans, get into a fist fight with the paparazzi after a night of binge drinking, get sued for plagiarism by a writer who didn’t win any awards, go into rehab for an undisclosed “ailment,” find Jesus (or Moses, or Allah, or Buddha, or L. Ron Hubbard), and start again. It’s the Cycle of Publishing Life, get used to it.

The original story can be found here: http://www.observer.com/2009/books/note-authors-make-your-deadlines

Pixar’s “Up”

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

This review might be a little late but what the heck, the movie is still enough fun to mention. The short review is that if you haven’t been to see “Up” then I recommend it.

Now I know what some of you are thinking — it’s an animated film. Those are for little kids, right?

Well, not exactly. Pixar has been on a remarkable winning streak. They’ve been making animated films that not only entertain the little ones but which have a lot to say to us adults. They’ve also shown that they will use solid storytelling techniques and not cheap out because it’s a cartoon. (Spoiler Alert!) And as if to prove the point, there is a sequence very early in the movie that reveals to us the main character’s entire life – and it’s done without dialogue. It’s just a series of images, or moments, which shows his life as he lived it. It’s terrific. In fact, it’s so good that about 50% of the audience at my showing was in tears at the end of it.

How’s that for storytelling?

I was reminded of the fact that Walt Disney said he knew he was on to something when, standing at the back of the theater at the premier of “Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs,” people cried when it looked like Snow White was dead. Walt was amazed that the audience was responding to an animated character as if she were real.

Well, Pixar has hit the same nerve. By the end of the film you’ll believe in an old man who ties balloons to his house to make it fly, a Boy Scout who’s never really been on an adventure, and a dog “who’s only just met you and already loves you.” It’s tons of fun.

Here’s Hoping Your 4th Was As Relaxing As Ours

Monday, July 6th, 2009
Mr. Dustin Relaxing

Mr. Dustin Relaxing


Mr. Horse Relaxing

Mr. Horse Relaxing

As you can tell our two pets are quite different. One loves the heat and the other thinks that Air Conditioning is the greatest thing ever invented. To each his own. ;-)

She’s an Inspiration to Getting Older and Car Lovers

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

I get lots of stuff sent to me. (I’m sure you do too.) And most are just cute. But this one I love. Here’s a video of an interview with Rachel (an 89 year old woman) who still drives her 43 year old Mercury Comet “Caliente.” She’s the original owner and she has over half a million miles on her car. When I’m 89 I want to be as sharp, as passionate, and as self-assured as this woman. Check out the video, you’ll end up grinng.

http://growingbolder.com/media/technology/vehicles/romancing-the-road-259598.html

This One Is For All You Uber-Star Wars Geeks

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Ok, I admit that I am something of a Star Wars Geek. Yes, I can hold my own in the opening rounds of a Star Wars Trivia Contest. Just the fact that I would even consider entering a Star Wars Trivia Contest should tell you all you need to know about my geeky-ness.

But there are some people who’s creativity and imagination make them UBER-geeks! The guy in this YouTube video has me beat hands down. He actually does sings acapella Star Wars lines to the compostions of John Williams. For those of you not up on this stuff — he’s the guy who wrote the theme for Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Jaws, E.T., and a ton of other stuff.

So, I’ll say it again, the guy in this video sings lines of dialogue from Star Wars to the music of John Williams. If you’re a Star Wars fan, it’s hysterical. If you’re not a Star Wars fan, it’s odd — but still very creative. You’ll recognize the music and be amazed this guy can get the words to fit. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4

Dustin, Week #1

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Well, we’ve had Dustin for a week and it’s been nothing if not interesting. I’ve started to tell friends that adopting a new dog is like becoming a new father. All of my important tasks this past week have been pet related: I’ve had to make a couple of visits to the pet store, took Dustin for a check up with the veterinarian, took Dustin to attended a play date with some other dogs, went over adoption photos with friends, planned on going down to animal services for a dog license but luckily got it at the vet’s, I’ve had my shirt covered in drool almost daily (both the cat and the dog slobber), had to deal with projectile vomiting, have filled up my pockets with baggies for possible “accidents,” and am continually breaking up fights as one animal always insists on annoying the other. If they could speak I know that the hissing and barking would be replaced with a perpetual chorus of: “He’s looking at me. Shut up. No, you shut up. No, YOU shut up. I’m not listening! Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. He’s in my chair! I didn’t do nuthin. He’s crazy. He’s touching my stuff! Can we give him back?” Etc., etc., etc.

Not that there hasn’t been some good moments.

It only took about twenty minutes for Dustin to feel comfortable enough to lie down, roll onto his back, and begin asking for belly rubs. (He’s obviously a fan of a good massage.) And though he started giving Catherine kisses on Day 1, it took him a few days longer before he got around to giving me kisses — and they’re butterfly kisses. He ever so lightly licks your face with just the tip of his tongue, as if he’s afraid to press any harder. A smart dog, he learn things very quickly. He learned the way back to the house after one walk around the block, he learned to “sit” for a treat after two or three attempts, and he’s learned to pretend he’s not interested in the cat till it looks like we’re not watching. Then he rushes over to poke him.

People have told us that we have done a wonderful thing by adopting an older dog. But I keep telling them that we’re the ones who came out ahead. Dustin is a good dog — with great manners and a gentle disposition. People who have met him can’t understand why nobody saw this before. The kind of dog he is obvious from the moment you get to know him. I really don’t have an answer for that. Maybe people just never took the time to get to know him.

So there you have it, week #1. We now have to get the carpet in my office cleaned, and we can’t wait till the cat and dog just ignore each other, but we’ve gotten to know a lot about each other and are settling down into a routine. Can’t wait to see what Week #2 brings.

Dustin is Home!

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Well, I have to say it’s been a long and exciting weekend. (I know, it’s Tuesday, but it took this long for me to find time to write about the weekend.) Where to begin?

We headed out on Saturday to Miami and to adopt Dustin. Our good friends Richard and Byron were so excited about the adoption that asked if they could come along. We were thrilled to have them and knew it would make the ride go all that much faster — which it did. The weather prediction was for showers but we managed to avoid the worst of it on the drive.

When we got to Pet Rescue, which is in the Miami Lakes area of Miami, http://www.petrescuemiami.com everybody was waiting for us: Kathy Wasconis (the Director), Kathy Cremer (the volunteer who told us about Dustin), and Dustin. He was bathed and groomed and sitting with a bright yellow bandana around his neck. Though Dustin has lived his entire life in the shelter, and had no expectations of being adopted, he looked like a dog about to go on an adventure. There was a certain glint in his eye and a smile on his face.

The adoption process was very quick and with rain threatening overhead and tears in everyone’s eyes we headed out to our hotel. The publisher of “The New Barker” (who wants to do a story on Dustin) had arranged for us to stay the night at the Hotel Indigo just off of SR826 at the NW 154th St. exit. The hotel, having heard the story of how we’d decided to adopt a senior dog hours away from our home, wanted very much to help us do this. I have to say, we’ve stayed in some very good hotels in places like N.Y., Las Vegas, Orlando, Boston, and the Bahamas, but we were never more welcomed or better treated than we were at the Hotel Indigo. The hotel did everything it could to make our stay, and Dustin’s transition from shelter life to being a family dog, as easy as possible. We are extremely grateful for their kindness.

Walking Dustin

Walking Dustin

On Sunday morning we took the long drive home. Dustin acted as if he’d been on dozens of long car rides and seemed to enjoy the entire experience. (As far as I know he hasn’t even done a dozen car rides, let alone any long road trips.) When we got home he immediately got to meet some of the neighbors and explore the yard. So far he’s had nothing but fun and the only person not happy with the situation is our cat. The cat is definitely of the opinion that a wild animal has gotten into the house and we must all be on our utmost guard lest it catch us unawares. I’m hoping that resolves itself soon.