Digital Daydreams 2 Gets Reviewed and it’s . . . Not What You’d Expect ;-)

March 7th, 2010

Frank Dutkiewicz is a writer and critic for AtomJack Magazine. Not too long ago he reviewed “Sha’Daa Tales of the Apocalypse” and gave my story: “Way of the Warrior” a glowing review. In fact, he was so kind that I thought I’d drop him a “thank you” note and we began corresponding about writing, the state of publishing, and trying to break through to the next level. I liked Frank and decided to send him a copy of short story collection “Digital Daydreams 2.” I told him that I hoped he’d enjoy it. He wrote back and asked if I wanted him to review it once he got it. I said sure. He said he’d try to get the review done and have one of the sites he works with post it. I sent him the book and a few months went by.

Frank contacted me to thank me for the book and to ask me a few questions about my process, my writing history, even what I intended to do with my stories over the next few years. I suspected he was trying to work something out — get a handle on me and my work — and knew that his review would be interesting. After he showed me his completed review my comment was: “When did you start channeling my wife, my friends, and my mother?”

I was joking of course. He had made an honest attempt to really review the collection and to explore what he saw as my potential. It is quite a compliment that he was willing to say a few of the stories were good, some were bad, most could have been better and that he thought I had the ability to do that — to do better. Despite the lukewarm review, he thinks I got potential and worries that I may never hit it. (I think that’s my mom talking through him.)

The review is honest. And for that I can only be grateful. Do I agree with him? Not a 100%. Frank doesn’t love a few stories that other readers have absolutely adored. I have gotten fan mail on some from as far away as Osaka, Japan. But that’s ok. It’s impossible to please everyone. But to still convince them that you have an ability is far more important. So, read Frank’s review. Compare it to your own thoughts on my stories. Do you agree with his overall assestment? Let me know. It’s all good and it all helps.

For Frank’s review, click here: http://blog.atomjackmagazine.com/?p=167

Choose Your Web Name Carefully

February 22nd, 2010

This one came to me courtesy of that inexhaustable supply of humor — the internet. Funny thing is, I tried a couple of these and they are real websites. I won’t swear that they are all real but the ones I tried were NOT Porn sites (admit it, that was your first thought) but legitimate sites whose owners just weren’t thinking. Enjoy.

1. ‘Who Represents’ is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:
www.whorepresents.com

2.. ‘Experts Exchange’ is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a great pen? Look no further than ‘ Pen Island .’ It can be found at:
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try ‘Therapist Finder’ at:
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then there’s the ‘Italian Power Generator’company. Check it out at:
www.powergenitalia.com

6.’IP computer’ software, there’s always:
www.ipanywhere.com

7. And the designers at ‘Speed of Art’ await you at their wacky Web site:
www.speedofart.com

Chicken Soup for the Soul: True Love

January 30th, 2010

Seems I have a gift for the sentimental story. I originally got into the Chicken Soup for the Soul series with a story entitled: “My First Kiss.” It was published a few years ago in “Chicken Soup for the Romantic Soul.” People generally thought it was very sweet. (It was about my first kiss, which I experienced in the coat closet when I was in First Grade.)

Well, I now have a story in “Chicken Soup for the Soul: True Love.” It just came out and should be available in your local book store right now. This one is about how I met my wife. People think it’s pretty cute too.

If you’re inclined, pick it up and take a look. My story starts on page 8.

Missing In Action

January 24th, 2010

Yes, I have been missing in action. If you are one of my few loyal readers I apologize for this. Life happens. Been busy. Haven’t found much to comment on that is worth your time and I do try to find things to say that is worth your time. So, just wanted to let you guys know I’m still out there. Just trying to balance the different demands we all have on us. Things will even out soon enough.

So, just to be sure that I give you somethhing worthwhile, here’s a link to a You Tube video that I think is worth seeing. I’d seen it before and like all things on the internet it came back around. Supposedly, this video was submitted to a contest by a 20-year old. The contest was titled “u @ 50″ by AARP”. This video won second place. When they showed it, everyone in the room was awe-struck and broke into spontaneous applause.

It is worth watching so enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42E2fAWM6rA

Friends, Countrymen, Writers, Lend Me Your Votes

January 4th, 2010

As many of you probably know, i write a little. And as so often happens with bad habits, I try to share it with as many people as I can. In other words I seek publication. Well, I got a story into Whortleberry Press’ 2009 anthology: “Strange Mysteries.” My contribution was titled: “The Two Mrs. Lees.” It’s the story of a 19th century Chinese wizard and his faithful cat and their adventure in trying to discover why a particular businessman is being haunted. It was fun and I enjoyed writing it.

Well, Whortleberry Press has just announced that they are going to give out a fan favorite award for the stories in the anthology. It’s just bragging rights but since I’ve been known to brag a little, I’ll run for it. That’s where I’m asking for your votes. It’s one vote per computer so I need to reach as many people as I can if I’m to get the votes necessary to pull off first place. So, if you like the story, like me, or just want me to go away, here’s your chance to vote. The link is below and remember, that’s Arthur Sanchez and “The Two Mrs. Lees.”

http://whortleberrypress.com/whortleaves.html

I thank you for your support.

So You’re Feeling Sorry For Yourself

December 10th, 2009

We all feel sorry for ourselves. Sometimes we have good reasons for it. Most times we don’t. Well, every now and again I’ll come across a story that doesn’t so much make me feel sad for someone else but rather challenges me to do better with what what I’ve got.

The link below is for a video on Patrick Henry Hughs. I won’t spoil it by telling you all about it but I will say that it is inspirational. As Patrick states quite clearly, he doesn’t have “disabilities.” He has “abilities.” Watch it and be inspired.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xwCG0Ey2Mg

There’s Your Sign

November 25th, 2009

The comedian Jeff Foxworthy and his buddies have this routine where they talk about something stupid they’d seen or done and how somebody will have a snappy comeback to point out that stupidity. The story is always finished by the admonishment: “There’s your sign.”

Well, this isn’t actually about stupidity but there is without a question a: “There’s your sign.”

A friend of mine sent me a link to this video of a guy in England who’s a pretty fantastic cyclist. He does stuff on his bike that no sane person should. And when I was sixteen I would have thought this to have been the ultimate in coolness and run out to try to accomplish some of the stuff he does in his video. Well, at the age I’m at now (I’m way past 16), I just keep thinking he’s going to kill himself. No, no, while watching this video I was thinking: “The cops are soooo going to bust you for this.” No, it gets worse than that, I thought: “Does this boy have any health insurance?” Then I remembered that it’s England and they have socialized medicine. “Well, then, the cops are definitely going to bust his . . . ”

There’s my sign. And it’s about growing up, growing old, or having taken one too many trips to the ER. In any case, it’s a fun video. Watch and see all the things he does that seem to defy the laws of physics. Watch the faces of the crowd cause in several shots people come running to see if he’s all right when he’s just pedalling away after his stunt. It’s cool. (Just don’t let your kids watch it.)

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1137883380?bctid=21337502001

No Such Thing As A Bad Dog

November 23rd, 2009

I got this link from a friend who’s a big dog advocate. It’s sweet and sad and will make you smile. The point is to argue against “Breed Specific” legislation. In other words, don’t ban the dogs cause some people are too cruel or stupid to own them. Which is where I get my title. It’s been said (I know that I’ve said it) that there’s no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad owners. And though there are occasionally dogs who are so far gone (from abuse) that they cannot be saved, most dogs (like people) can be saved through love, understanding, kindness, and guidance. (If you follow any of the stories that came out of the infamous Michael Vic dog fighting ring, you will see evidence of that fact.) So if you’re in the mood for something sentimental and sweet, that has dogs, click on the link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73j-H8jgQSs

PS

Most people don’t know this but Petey (the dog from the famous ‘Our Gang’ films — the dog with the circle around one eye) was an American Pit Bull. Yup, the dog millions of kids would have killed to have owned was a pit bull.

It’s All Physics

November 16th, 2009

A friend sent me this video. It’s supposed to be a commercial that was run in Europe. It’s for Honda. The story is that it’s done completely in “real” time, as one shot, with no computer or visual tricks. It’s just like when people set up dominos and then knock them down to create interesting patterns or reactions. This is a really cool video and I’d like to think it is completely real. According to the email I got, it took 606 takes to get it perfect and the months of prep work. It was definitely worth it. Check it out — Honda Commercial

A Funny Halloween Story (or Joke)

October 31st, 2009

I wish I could credit the guy who wrote this joke because it will get a smile out of you (or a groan) but I got it via the internet and so it’s one of those viral jokes everybody gets but nobody knows where it came from. Enjoy!

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP…

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER…

FASTER..

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP……

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.

clappity-BUMP…

clappity-BUMP….

clappity-BUMP…

on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket…

and,

(hopefully you’re ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops